{"product_id":"9780823447459","title":"Middle School Bites","description":"\u003cb\u003eTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob SquarePants\u003c\/i\u003e head writer Steven Banks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Fast! Funny! Fresh!\" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Time\u003c\/i\u003es best-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eMr. Lemoncello's Library\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!\" - Tom Angleberger, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebest-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eOrigami Yoda\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eCatDog\u003c\/i\u003e, this new series is perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Last Kids on Earth\u003c\/i\u003e. EXCELLENT!","brand":"Steven Banks","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback Trade paperback (US)","offer_id":45894421283028,"sku":"9780823447459","price":11.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/9208\/files\/BNCImageAPI_c5ffc232-c07b-4382-93f3-a86ae13b0ba2.jpg?v=1732462348","url":"https:\/\/penguinshop.ca\/products\/9780823447459","provider":"Penguin Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}